I’ve just lost 0.2kg in 15 mins. The secret? A hair cut and beard trim.
As I was walking back from the barber, a guy has approached me: “Hey, mate, I haven’t eaten for two days –”
I cut him off and said, “What remarkable self control! Who is your group leader?” and kept walking. He stared after me, quite confused, poor petal.
You could have lost a whole kilo if you had gone for the full body wax as well.
Sadly I don’t think that approach would work for me.
I had some guy ask me for money to buy a donut the other day. I told him that donuts have way too much sugar and carbs and that he should buy an apple instead.