I recently read a book about the history of the alphabet. It said that, contrary to popular imagery, Jesus was most likely short and swarthy, rather than tall and white. Instead of God making man in his own image, perhaps Man made God in his image? (If so, what does that mean Xenu looks like? Probably short, but not swarthy.)

I found this idea of a short, swarthy, Jesus fascinating. I ended up thinking of those evolutionary diagrams with the apes leading to homo erectus, and wondering if Jesus slotted into the vacant gap left by Piltdown Man.

I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.