Comments on: Why I will have a job in 2035, or how to write a successful talk submission http://www.greebo.net/2007/06/03/why-i-will-have-a-job-in-2035-or-how-to-write-a-successful-talk-submission/ mostly useless crap from me Thu, 04 Dec 2008 21:23:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.5 By: Big Red http://www.greebo.net/2007/06/03/why-i-will-have-a-job-in-2035-or-how-to-write-a-successful-talk-submission/#comment-9630 Big Red Thu, 07 Jun 2007 00:27:47 +0000 http://www.greebo.net/?p=417#comment-9630 You know, the secret to successful speaking is standing in front of a large audience, and pretending they are naked. One time I got it wrong. I stood up in front of a lecture theatre full of international students, and pretended I was naked. It did not work as well. But you might suggest to your friend Chris that he try the strategy as OSCON as another form of revenge. You know, the secret to successful speaking is standing in front of a large audience, and pretending they are naked.

One time I got it wrong. I stood up in front of a lecture theatre full of international students, and pretended I was naked. It did not work as well. But you might suggest to your friend Chris that he try the strategy as OSCON as another form of revenge.

]]> By: vanderaj http://www.greebo.net/2007/06/03/why-i-will-have-a-job-in-2035-or-how-to-write-a-successful-talk-submission/#comment-9502 vanderaj Sun, 03 Jun 2007 07:06:02 +0000 http://www.greebo.net/?p=417#comment-9502 p.s. Here's the titles in case you're interested: * OSCON 1. php++ Safer Architecture Patterns * OSCON 2. Code reviewing PHP applications * OSCON 3. 300 level Application Security tutorial * Black Hat. Code Review 2.0 Notice... these are all brand spanking new talks. I rarely if ever give the same talk more than once. Except for the Ajax talk. That one was given a fair bit due to extensive demand. It's now officially retired. p.s. Here’s the titles in case you’re interested:

* OSCON 1. php++ Safer Architecture Patterns
* OSCON 2. Code reviewing PHP applications
* OSCON 3. 300 level Application Security tutorial
* Black Hat. Code Review 2.0

Notice… these are all brand spanking new talks. I rarely if ever give the same talk more than once. Except for the Ajax talk. That one was given a fair bit due to extensive demand. It’s now officially retired.

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